"Don't Go There"


please, please, puleeze do not use any of the following cringe-inducing phrases ever again.

  • move the needle
  • user-friendly (let us be the judge!)
  • cutting edge (or worse: bleeding edge)
  • gal, or worse: gal-pal (way too Rosalind Russell)
  • air guitar (so 80's! so Tom Cruise in his underpants!)
  • kudos as a plural noun (it's singular) (and may we remind you once more about the difference between it's and its?)
  • down-sizing, or worse, right-sizing
  • any "oholic" unless it is "alc"
  • walking wounded
  • wonk (plain or compound, as in grammar wonk)
  • information super highway (yep, some of you are still using it)
  • old adage (there are no new adages; a saying's not an adage until it's old)
  • rice paddy (as redundant as "old adage")
  • heads in beds
  • land of contrasts
  • commitment to excellence
  • learning experience (it was a bad time; get over it)
  • flavor of the month (unless you really mean, say, Rocky Road)


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